Jack was getting used to the Army. Why not? He had no other
choice. He began liking to jump so much, he began to ask to jump when other units could
not fill the jump manifests. However when the time came for a full equipment jump, no one
wanted to jump with the dreaded GP or Griswold bag.
The bag was used to put in items that could not be
strapped on with the normal chute. When a private wasn't available to go with the
bag, Sfc Haynes ordered Cpl. Hammond to carry their mortar in the bag and jump into the DZ
with it. Admittedly the bag became trickier as it became heavier. The trick was to release
both "D" ring catches at exactly the same exact instant. Anything else and the
contraption would bind and you'd have to land with it.
This exercise was a big one! Involving thousands of troops
from different units. Anybody with equipment such as a Griswold bag or large radio is put
at the head of the "stick". After all arrangements, they stood around the sand
table to critique the plans for jumping and assembling to "fight" the enemy.
Hammond jumped, didn't release properly and landed with the bag. Confused, dazed and
bewildered, Walter Cephus Hammond, proceded as planned to the assembly area to join with
the rest of them. All of the men in Weapons Platoon were patiently waiting for their
mortar when the Corporal showed up. Only one thing was missing, the 60mm mortar!
Totally embarrassed when Haynes, as congenial as humanly
possible, asked where was the weapon. Hammond, whose IQ was only points above the number
of stripes on his sleeve, swallowed again and again, then replied meekly. "on the
drop zone, Sergeant". If Haynes had been a violent or less tolerant person he would
have kicked Walter right in the ass.
Walter's demeanor improved slightly after these two
embarrassing events. Not great, just better. On one big jump he almost had a fatal
accident. The over-sized parachute had good points and bad. The lessened opening shock was
great but the greater size of the chute made slipping (steering) during descent and
collapsing once on the ground a big problem. As Jack neared the ground, his body was on an
angle and the side of his face rattled inside the steel helmet. Jack's ears rung for weeks
and his jaw popped for years after this jump. When he tried to run into the canopy to
collapse the parachute, the wind rose and knocked him off his feet. At first he relaxed
and went along for the ride.
After a half-mile or so it began to get serious as parts of
his web equipment, after hitting the "quick release" were left strewn along the
path of the inflated runaway chute. Nobody could come to his rescue as they were having
problems of their own. When the risers snagged on a tree stump, Jack realized the danger
he was in. The massive 36 feet of nylon and rayon and the 30+ knots of wind tightened the
straps around his throat. The veins in his neck were like the steel cables on bicycle
brakes. Jack struggled to free his hand. After what seemed like an eternity, he felt the
bayonet in his grip. This blade wasn't at all sharp, but it was going to have to work.
With his last gasp the blade cut through, freeing one riser. This was enough to let him
get some fresh air to his burning lungs. The furious wind had settled for a moment. He
arose quickly and began to beat down the chute and pile stone and limbs on its edges.
Finding the way back was easy, just follow the gouged out
path.
Breathing normally now, he traced the path his backpack had
gouged into the earth. His canteen, the last item to be ripped from his belt, quenched and
somewhat cooled his parched throat. He rested a moment, glad to be alive. The carbine,
pistol and sundry items were found along the path. He looked skyward and thanked his God
for allowing him another day! He walked slowly to the assembly area to meet with his
buddies and tell his friends of his good fortune.
Now with fifty-five dollars jump pay added to his monthly
pay Jack was making ninety-five dollars a month. Starched uniform, the official Ft.Bragg
uniform required about eight of them to stay sharp. Post Quartermaster, the army's
laundry, had some good points and bad. Cost was negligible but the time required to get
things back, less starch used and stuff more easily lost. The private cleaners did a great
job quickly, but at substantial cost. The clothes were like boards, sometimes would have
to pry apart. If care was shown, they might squeeze two days wear in. Affordability here
is a key factor.
Many men did their own laundry at post laundries or some
barracks had machines and dryers. These guys would be clean but without that razor edge
that looked so good. In the barracks Kurt Janke, Petr Muller and Walter Cephus Hammond,
corporals, made sure the displays along side our lockers were crisp, clean and
arrow-straight. It was common practice, in order to keep them straight, put a rod,
actually a straightened clothes hanger, through all the patches on the shirts and jackets.
Both Janke and Muller were legs and German nationals.
Somebody said that upon discharge they automatically became citizens. Kurt, typically
Aryan, brusque soldiering son of a bitch, Petr more American, much nicer guy. And then
there was Hammond. Kurt Janke was bad enough but if Hammond had been my Squad Leader I
would have no doubt spent time in the Stockade. When Kurt came down on someone, it came
strictly from a professional, a person probably born to become a mercenary. Never really
liking it Jack, understood his motives.
Walter C. on the other hand was vindictive, hateful,
malicious and spiteful. More adjectives apply but we'll stop here. Hammond, not at all
bright, was the black equivalent of the Noncommissioned officers mentioned earlier. Many
times Walter, after shining his own shoes (he could put a glass finish on them) and
preparing his own gear would exit his room for the sole purpose of f-----g with his men.
They would get so mad they would begin to tremble to keep from pounding Hammond. Augusta,
Georgia was the home of Corporal W.C. Hammond, one of the most sadistic pricks Jack has
ever known. Together all of them wanted to engrave these words on his epitaph. Hammond
would pull out the rods that we used and hurl rods and uniforms off the racks and on the
beds. He made them polish their shoes again and again.
Walter had a compulsion for sex, but it was not with girls.
One of the medics that had slipped through the rectal exam was Walter's sweety. Hammond
claimed that their relationship was limited to oral sex but who can say what goes on
behind closed doors? Hammond had never been caught dirty despite the short-arm
inspections. In these checks we would be roused in mid morning and required to skin back
their Johnsons and knead or milk them. Any ooze would be applied to a glass slide and
tested. The corporal slept in a room and was not subjected to this embarassment.
They never turned him in despite their hatred for him. Maybe
they felt that at any given moment he might not test negative. Hammond was a loan shark.
At fifty-per-cent interest, he made a lot of money loaning to guys who didn't manage money
well. A five- dollar loan cost $7.50 at payday and Walter kept good records. This is how
Walter financed his penicillin shots. He had the clap so many times he would tell them and
claim the doctor had injected him with water. How could he keep getting infected with the
same faggot time and time again? Yet he maintained his only oral sex lie. He never
mentioned a girl.
One fellow from Hammond's own home state had a particular
dislike for him. Parker was a human fire hydrant. At about 5'5", 200 lbs. David was a
formidable foe. The results were evident. "I got my education out behind the
mound" was a theme sang by many of them as a joke from being asked by cadre as a
challenge. A sergeant would remove his shirt and invite a subordinate to go behind the
mound used in conjunction with the 34 foot towers. Walter made a massive misjudgement when
he either invited or accepted an invite.
When Jack later saw his face, the pink showed through and
looked as if it had been burned. Hammond fashioned himself as a boxer, but David had
bowled him over and pummeled the hated black face into raw burger. Walter, at first looked
pretty as he floated and teased Parker with light jabs. David had never met anyone with
this deft boxing ability and his inexperience showed him as an awkward oaf. Parker kept
advancing and was being tattoed by the rapier-like thrusts of Hammonds fast hands.
Frustration grew into impatience, at first unmoved by the light taps, they now hit heavier
as Hammond grew confident in his ability to hit Parkman at will.
Dave went into a football kind of stance and Hammond
grinned, not knowing what to expect next. Parker's body caught Walter across the chest and
immediately took away his breath. The artful dodger who moments earlier was gingerly
tapping a beat on David's nose, now sensed anxiety as life-giving oxygen eluded him. With
an angry antagonist straddled across his chest and air already at a premium, Hammond began
to feel defeat. With the slow, almost methodical timing of a scolding parent, David struck
blow after blow. "Are you going to stop fucking with me". No answer. "Will
you leave people alone" Each blow accompanying a question. Finally David realized
there was not going to be any response as Hammond was in dreamland. No one came to
Walter's rescue. Hammond had met his Waterloo!
In stark contrast to pricks like Hammond, Staff Sgt.Hunt was
a honest, caring man. One of the few who didn't resort to the demeaning acts of most
sergeants. Jack was on guard duty, dreaming perhaps of being home. It was cold as hell and
Jack had wedged himself between the base of two trees. The place was picked so that any
person approaching would have to first reveal himself. Sgt.Hunt, born in North Carolina's
foothills was of mixed heritage. Handsome, well-spoken and with the characteristics of
both the native-American and African-American, he projected a fine figure. He was Jack's
section leader.
This night maybe is was his indiginous abilities that
permitted him to get so close to Jack. Sleeping on guard wasn't something that Jack did
normally, so maybe that's why the sergeant did not come down hard on Jack. When Jack heard
the familiar opening and closing sound of his carbine, he immediately knew something was
amiss!
Even without feeling around he knew somebody had his weapon.
In the cool crispness of the night air, the clack-clack was easily distinguishable. The
only thing Hunt said to Jack was, "You know better". Jack realized he could have
been severely punished, as sleeping on guard is a serious offence. Nothing more was ever
said so imagine how badly Jack felt later when he almost killed the Sarge. Jack was an
accomplished gunner, as good as any. But a momentary lapse of memory could have been fatal
to Sgt. Hunt. Being rated by an officer in the background, Jack as gunner received a large
deflection movement while firing the mortar.
Nervous about possibly wasting too much time setting up the
new position, and not remmbering the correct procedure, he had the Assistant move the
aiming stakes by an approximate value. The radio crackled "Fire" and the
assistant dropped a round down the tube. "Cease fire, Cease fire," the stressed
and urgent call came loud and clear. A "foward observer" knows and accepts the
risks associated with the job. To have explosive schrapnel landing near is an acceptable
risk, but to have these pieces of steel on top of you is not exactly what the doctor
ordered. Jack knew almost immediately he'd goofed. In his haste to impress the officer,
Jack had bypassed the normal rules. He was overjoyed he hadn't hurt anyone, especially his
Sgt.James A. Hunt.
All the companies in the 82nd Airborne Division kept their
barracks in tip-top shape. Inspections were held and the officers would check even the out
of the way areas. One day in preparation for the inspection, two SFCs from two different
platoons fought over use of the buffing machine. Going home was the highlight of these
jerks' day. They, for the most part lived off post and couldn't wait to go home at the end
of the day.
Sfc. Dawkins, Haynes underling was today in charge of
cleaning and preparing the barracks. When the buffer wasn't delivered on time, he sent
Jack and Ryan to get the machine. When they returned to the barracks empty-handed, Dawkins
was irate. His nostrils flared, he turned crimson and returned with Jack and Ryan to
obtain the buffer.
Sfc.Mercer, normally a good old boy and friend of Dawkins
was equally steadfast. He wasn't going to give up the machine until his people were
finished with it! They stood around and watched as these Non-commissioned officers duked
it out. They took their obligatory John L. Sullivan stances and began to gouge, bite, kick
and spit at each other. These good buddies, who during off hours, their wives were
probably god-parents to each others kids. All of them enjoyed watching these ass-holes
wallowing around on the freshly buffed floors. Both of these guys were dummies, employed
as sergeants by the U.S. Army. If they had been civilians they would have been
farmers.